Au Naturale

Beauty: Screw laser hair removal!

Beast: Yeah! Wait, we're talking just for me though, right? Because you've got a little 'stashe going that I could live without. 

Beauty: Sure honey, because I'm actually loving raking my hands through your back fur.

Beast: So, all this time you've been lying to me?

Beauty: No, I really dreamed of bedding Chewbacca over Han Solo. Because the 7-foot-tall Wookiee was the hot one.

Beast: But Mom always said Chewbacca was...oh, I get it now.

Beauty: Moms fib. Life's a bitch.

Beast: I hope my job at the Empire is still available.