Chubby Cheek: Wait until she finds out Jimmy gave me his peanut-butter sandwich at lunch yesterday. Pretty Girl won't be sleeping so peacefully then.
Unfairly Chic: I can hear you. I'm not sleeping, I'm resting for my playground tete-a-tete with Bobby. You know Bobby? Whose dad owns the Handi-Dip? Guess who won't be getting her signature Double-Sundae-With-Everything anymore? And everyone knows Jimmy has cooties. He's made the rounds of the entire third grade.
Chubby Cheek: You take that back! The part about my sundae, that is. As for Jimmy, I guess that explains me waking up with a cold sore this morning. Thanks for hiding it with your silky hair.
That just looks like a family picture gone awry.
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