Woman: No, really, you have to see this.
Man in the Mirror: Sigh I highly regret suggesting you go commando.
Woman: Seriously, how do you find your way around down there? I don't even know what I'm looking at.
Man in the Mirror: That's because it hasn't seen a gardener in 25 years.
Woman: Are you dissing my fun field?
Man in the Mirror: Stay put. I'll be back with a hoe to help me till your soil.
Woman: Fine, but hold the fertilizer, please.
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