The Eyes Have It

 

Blondie: Can you see her?

Brownie: Not as well as I'd like, but yes, I can see her.

Blondie: She's taken each of our eyes and is wearing them as a mismatched set.

Brownie: Like Kate Bosworth. Very trendy!

Blondie: True, but besides the point, don't you think? 

Brownie: Too bad we're too fragile to take her.

Blondie: We'd break like matchsticks. At least the deep side part is in.

Brownie: Hooray! We're trendy too!

Blondie: We sure are. Now get off me. My spine is starting to tear.