Ditz Guy: What do you mean, none of my things are contained in all this luggage?
It Girl: Darling, it's Fashion Week! Everyone knows you're a total nobody unless you arrive with no less than five suitcases. Of your own.
Ditz Guy: But my Hugo Boss suits! You know they cut me just right at the hips. Do you want me sitting next to Anna Wintour, looking like a fatty?
It Girl: With that face, you'll be lucky if you get a seat in the back with the stylists' assistants. The second assistants, that is.
Ditz Guy: But I'm sure your VIP status will be just fine. If you lose the wig.
Luv this one, lol!
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