Left Pucker: Omigod, I can't believe I was selected to be in such an edgy campaign!
Right Pucker: I know! Nobody's ever tried a lipstick-lesbian kiss to sell product before. This is so edgy!
Left Pucker: I might be into it a little more if your mouth didn't smell like the ass of a rotting cow.
Right Pucker: Me? Do you know what happens when you combine coffee, cigarrettes and roasted-garlic hummus? I do, because it's burning a hole though my chin.
Token Male: I don't care about the smell. I want in the middle of that brownie delight!
Red Wonder: I'm too busy trying not to pass out from the stench to hear you.
Pink Princess: So glad I learned how to stop breathing at Barbizon Modeling School.
i swear this really happens at a shoot!
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