Preppy Power

Boy 1: Our band has the coolest album cover.

Girl 1: This isn't an album cover and we are not a band.

Boy 1: Very funny.

Boy 2: It's true. We're trapped in an ad.

Boy 1: An ad for what? Did Skittles start a clothing line?

Girl 2: How long will we be like this? Evil Eddie is still out there, wreaking havoc on our precious city. 

Boy 2: It's possible we'll be frozen in these ridiculous 'N Sync poses forever.

Girl 1: Of course we will. And why? Because I have a date tonight.

Girl 2: You do? What's her name?

Girl 1: It's a guy. I keep telling you, I'm not a dude.

Girl 2: O. KAY.

Boy 1: If we're going to be stuck here forever, can we at least try to be a band? We have really good album art.

Boy 2: We're superheros, not rock stars. Please focus, or everyone we love may be wiped out by Evil Eddie and his pack of thugs.

Boy 1: I'm pretty sure those things flying around us are Skittles. Who wants to taste the rainbow?