Down the Hatch

Model Left: Explain how this works again.

Model Right: If you stand while you eat, the food flows faster, making it harder for the calories to stick to your sides.

Model Left: Oooh, shabang, that is awesome. 

Model Right: Right? And if I stand higher than you while feeding you, it's practically an ice luge, but instead of a cocktail flying down the hatch, it's red velvet cake. 

Model Left: Genius!

Model Right: I know. I told you GEDs are overrated.

Model Left: Can you get any higher? I think my side just caught a calorie.